8 Travel Bug Antidotes You Can Find in Cable, WI
Vacationing will help cure you from the travel bug. You may have some side effects, which are normal signs that you've had a really good time. These side effects may affect your ability to do daily activities, such as go back to work or put up with intercity travel, but they should go away in a few days. Some people have no side effects, and they're losers.
Common side effects
Of the travel bug:
Restlessness
Excessive AirBnB scrolling
The general feeling that it's about damn time to go somewhere new.
Of going on vacation
Happiness
Hangover
Destination T-Shirts
Helpful Tips
Talk to your friends or family about vacationing to hidden gem areas, such as Cable, Wisconsin, for any pain and discomfort you may experience after being in the house for a year. You can travel to this prime destination to relieve post-quarantine side effects if you have no other medical reasons that prevent you from traveling here normally.
To reduce pain and discomfort of the travel bug
Plan a trip to Cable, WI
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Practice the Midwest Language with comedian Charlie Berens
(protip: "Yeah, no, yeah"= "Yes". "No, yeah, no" = "No")
When You Come to Cable
In most cases, discomfort or excessive restlessness when the vacation is planned is a normal sign that your body is getting excited to come here. Once arrived, seek out these eight travel bug antidotes in Cable:
Locally owned, one-of-a-kind businesses
For every $100 spent at a local business, $68 stays within that community. The travel bug is best cured by contributing to local economy and enjoying certain delights which can only be found here. Every restaurant does their pizza, their burgers, or their Friday Night Fish Fry a little different, too— so do not be alarmed if you find yourself craving not just a burger, but a Pioneer burger.
An exceptional community
According to a study done by the Gilmore Girls during the years 2001 to 2007, tight-knit and supportive communities like that of Stars Hallow are very good for your health and well-being. Research has shown that Cable is comparable to Stars Hollow, so it is highly recommended that you make new friends with any number of the wonderful people in the area. For your health.
Time in Nature
Doctor's recommend that you pay attention to the quiet of the woods, watch the sun rise and set over the lake, take in the smell of leaves in fall, or the rain in spring, or take a moment to sit and watch the deer you nearly ran over with your car. If you live in the Lakeville area, it is really important to relieve your ears of the distant hum of I-35 for at least 48 hours.
A Lack of Screen Time
Visiting the Cable Area can help lessen the strain of certain addictions such as cell phones, as the dense forestry can disrupt messages and data being sent through pathways known as cell reception. It may take some time for your body to adjust, but it is important to reduce screen time in order to enjoy the vacation and cure travel bug. For temporary relief, cell reception can be found in town.
Pontoon Pub Crawls
For a high-dose antidote of the travel bug, consider renting a pontoon for the day and visiting any one of the five restaurants and bars on Lake Namakagon. This antidote is particularly effective for the 21st Birthday strain of the travel bug. This antidote is not recommended for underage children or light weights, as going to all five places in one day may be too strong a dose for some people. If you're worried about side effects such as hangover, lessen the dosage by visiting just one lakeside restaurant, and behaving yourself whilst there. Talk to your doctor before partaking in this antidote if you are pregnant, nursing, or think you may become pregnant, as they may suggest that you be the designated driver of the pontoon.
The Lakes
Due to the large nature of Cable area lakes and the multitude of them, the simplest cure for the travel bug may be time spent on any lake. There will always be a supply of this antidote available for everyone, so do not worry about shortages, social-distancing, or scheduling an appointment. Consider taking lakes Namakagon, Owen, Garden, Diamond, Jackson, Perry, Drummond, etc. This cure is more effective when also taken with yacht rock, life vests, sunscreen, and fishing poles.
Outdoor Recreation for Everyone
Other antidotes may be swimming, fishing, hiking, camping, ATVing, biking/mountain biking, golfing, snowshoeing, skiing, or snowmobiling. The Cable area has been named "Trail Town USA" for it's effectiveness in curing travel bug through trail-based recreation. The Cable area offers some brand of the outdoor recreation antidote for people of all ages and backgrounds, even those suffering from quarantine related illnesses such as couchpotatorrhea.
Beautiful Scenery
If your travel bug symptoms are becoming extreme, take a moment to imagine driving along a quiet highway with the Chequamegon-Nicolet National Forest on either side of you. Now imagine that it's fall, and the forest is a sea of red, orange, yellow, and brown. Or imagine it's the day after a snowstorm, and the trees branches are bare but perfectly coated in the white/blue hues of fresh snow. The CDC has not yet determined whether this antidote is most effective in winter, spring, summer, or fall; it is recommended that you visit either during your favorite season, or one time for every season in order to properly cure travel bug.
If you've vacationed to Cable and think you might be having a severe allergic reaction such as contemplating moving here permanently, seek immediate real-estate care by visiting this website.
Until the next cup of coffee,
Ken.
